Daily tryna escape the land of “cute” and “adorable” and make my way into “gahtdamn” and “fine as fuck”.
Dear Black girls: You are all queens. Don’t ever let a peasant de-throne you.
me like ‘haha yeah i can DEFINITELY write a five page paper in two hours!! time is a construct, deadlines have no meaning and also i’m dead inside’
— Realest shit I’ve heard all morning. (via itsthelesbiana)
"buy me mcdonalds and touch my butt"
im jealous of people who can have fun colored hair and look good